January 2012
1 post
The Origin of "Dead Rat Beauty"
As part of a daily tradition, Mitchell and I were sharing a random conversation about the day’s events when I stumbled upon a particularly interesting topic before he went to bed. You see, I was at work (I work nights from 6 PM to 4:30 AM) and had the misfortune of being hit in the face with a rather large metal door to a sort of elevator in my place of employment. The following is the...
March 2010
1 post
January 2010
9 posts
I MADE THE DEAN'S LIST.
spiritguide:
Yusssssssssssss.
Woot! Me too! HOLLER!!!
Just throwing this out there…
Glee better win some kind of award this evening… I don’t care what it’s for, I just know they better win for something, or else… ::insert empty, but at the same time, frightening consequence here::
Welp, back to the Awards show! Hope you all are having a good one =)
'Tis Official...
That’s right, boys and girls… You heard it here first. I suffer (quite severely at the moment) from ADD. I know, I know… It’s awful, but I figure in order to remedy this ailment of mine, I must first acknowledge it.
So, to help illustrate the severity of my “disease”, I figure a quick overview of my night is in order. As some of you know, I made plans to watch...
I need a taco.
spiritguide:
stillherexsincere:
spiritguide:
Or 5.
ha, no recipes?
Well. The way my house works is, my parents go to bed and all activity must cease. So they went to bed about an hour ago. My dad is getting ready to go fly though, he got a phone call. He’s a pilot. My house is only one story, so it’s hard to do things when people are trying to sleep. Plus it’s really open and high...
i really dislike the people i go to school with.
spiritguide:
setyourgoals:
spiritguide:
stillherexsincere:
(via siliconesaline)
Oh, hey, this is called life.
I still dislike the people I go to school with and I’m a sophomore in college. There’s like, a handful I even get along with.
yeah but you’re still in school so….
So..?
Weird… People not getting along with other people?! This is madness, I tell you! MADNESS!!! Truth...
December 2009
25 posts
“Ruth rode on my motorcycle directly back of me. I hit a bump at 65 and rode on...”
– Scott Atkinson as Chester Baer in The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
Hello New Followers
peteduthie:
I’m not gonna promise to keep you amused… but I’ll try ;)
I think you’re doing a pretty good job so far =)
Ugh... DMV
How I loathe you…
I strongly dislike the fact that I lost my ID the other night and am now forced to sit inside this bureaucratic nightmare of a government institution as some sort of sick and twisted form of punishment… I thought that anything deemed “cruel and unusual” was illegal nowadays? Someone might want to inform the authorities about THIS place.
The worst part...
I just watched the season finale of Glee.
spiritguide:
I actually can’t breathe.
OMG, I know, right?! I was SOOOO happy with how the season ended! I had chills/goosebumps throughout the entire show! I can’t wait for next season! Glad you caught up so quickly =)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(404): you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Bahahaha! This is too funny!
Ugh… I just woke up from one of the most intensely disturbing dreams I’ve had in quite some time… Not really interested in finding out why something like that would make its way into my subconscious… ::shudder::
I've never had a nickname.
spiritguide:
I’m always Rhonda.
Well, my dear… That just cannot be. From now on, I shall bestow upon you the nickname “Mittenz” for reasons that will hopefully be clear to you. It’s cute and meaningful so let’s see if it catches on! <3
Late Night Monday Means...
Off to Wal-Mart for a pie run! Please read “pie” as anything and everything that sounds good and will inevitably make our asses fat… Jealous ;)
November 2009
33 posts
Just One More...
Episode.
That seems to be a recurrent theme, a personal mantra of my addiction if you will, for the show Dexter as of late.
I constantly repeat this phrase in my head while I watch until exhaustion finally sets in and I slip into peaceful unconsciousness mid-show.
And that’s where I find myself, yet again, this evening. One more episode… Just this one last episode tonight ;)...
“A mother fuckin’ rolie polie, chubby-cheeked, shit machine”
Oh Deb, this verbal painting is quite the endearing description of a baby. I may just use it sometime in the future =)
Oh, and Rachel… You CANNOT deny his hotness ;) Hahaha! <3
Dear Kristen Stewart,
You’re such a pretty girl and are now a multi-millionaire thanks, in large part, to your particular role in the Twilight films…
With these things in mind, why don’t you use some of that money to not only take some lessons in how to successfully hold an interview but also to hire a stylist so that you can let your beauty shine instead of looking like an...
My Pet Peeves: Holiday Edition
As far as the holidays are concerned, and I know some people will hate me for saying it, but one thing I CANNOT stand is Christmas music…
I know, I know… You’re probably thinking that I’m an awful person for having such a distaste for Christmas music, but let me explain…
It’s not necessarily the music itself that I hate with a fervent passion per se…...
I Wish...
Money grew on trees and was abundant enough to allow me to partake in some Black Friday shopping this morning!
I’ll have more money soon enough and I know that “good things come to those who wait”, “patience is a virtue” and a host of various other adages we’ve come to recognize/value as true, but sweet baby Jesus what I wouldn’t do for a great big heap...
What the... Flashback Wednesday!
So, I was just driving home from Kris’ house and I was treated with a song on the radio that TOTALLY took me back to my younger years…
Anyone remember a little group known as TLC with their song “Unpretty”? Uh, yeah… Of course you do! That shit was the JAM back in the day! Now I’m on a mission to get me some sweet TLC beats on my iPod so that I can take a trip...
Dear creepy guy by the traintracks no more than 5 minutes ago,
Do I have a fat piece of shit on my face or something? No? Then please explain to me why you felt it necessary to STARE at me from the point I turned the corner onto “your” street until I got into my car… Wait, scratch that… Until I drove away completely weirded out.
I mean, I do acknowledge the fact that...